Bikini Shark

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There has been a massive wave of shark films infesting the enertainment market for years now, and one of the latest in the long list is Bikini Shark. 

Judging by the title, it's obvious that this film isn't to be taken seriously. Unfortunately there's no shark wearing a bikini, nor is there a bikini that's a shark. However, what there is a lot of is CGI sharks on land eating people, which is expected in these films. 

The first few minutes are the most enertaining, then it becomes boring, with the sharks on screen stalking their prey and the camera seemingly static on them as if the film is filmed from a really high quality CCTV camera. The problem with that is there's no movement apart from the sharks who glide across the floor slowly. It's boring. Like watching an action scene where the action is filmed all in one take from one camera, which is at a standstill. 

Apart from that, the acting is as would be expected in a film of this ilk. It wasn't as bad as other acting, but still pretty unremarkable. 

A film like Bikini Shark needs to have entertaining scenes, and the scenes felt dull. It wasn't entertaining, apart from some mildly involving scenes at the start and the end. Apart from those, it's very lacklustre. 


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